Korea – The DMZ

Next: Going to China on the most ad hoc trip ever. And I caught a cold.

A pig has 30 minute orgasms. That’s what I learn when I hang out with Kim for a day.

Also, went to the DMZ today. I got to see N. Korea as close as any American can get.

Also went into one of the tunnels they dug trying to get over here, which they painted with black paint to make it look like they were just digging for coal rofl.

They also have a village just next to the DMZ, they call it “propoganda village”, because it’s made only to make the North look rich.

Though it has no electricity

And the farmers never actually grow anything.

And in fact they’re just starving their people and making the Free world pay for their subservient army while they sit atop a potential missle crisis.

Kim Jong il uses so much electricity for his personal auditorium that the capital city is usually without power.

Here’s an AWSOME(insanely brief) history of the South and North from the top of my head.

Sometime during the Black ages – Three Dynasties in Korea. The Silla dynasty comes out on top.

Sometime after that – The Gora dynasty steps in from Manchuria (where the name Korea comes from).

Fifteenth century – The Joseong dynasty takes over, creates Korean alphabet, then gets seriously owned in a genocidal war against the Japanese. 90% of Korean civilization is burnt to the ground…then restored later on.

1910 – Japan colonizes Korea again. This lasts a long time and is a God-awful event but hey everyone was doing it at the time.

1945 – Oh yeah so the point of this whole shibal–Here The Soviet Union takes North Korea as a colony (though influenced through Marxism), and the U.S. and allies take South Korea.

1950 – after five years the North invades the South in an effort to unify the entire country under a communist regime. The North is aided by Russia and China while the South is aided by America. in 1953 they have an armistice agreement at the 38th parallel. Kim il Sung becomes the “God” of North Korea while Rhymee becomes president of the South.

1560s… – The North prospers because all the energy facilities and resources are in the north. The South meanwhile goes through a couple military coups until Park Chong Hee comes along and becomes president for nearly 20 years.

1970s – The South surpasses the North in miraculous man-power and intelligence. All the intellectuals that were sent to foreign schools in Germany and America have returned and they give the South a huge economic boom. The North by this time is starting to fall under the strains of a spurious ideology (communism…). The same is going on in Russia and China. Also, a surge of Northern spies are sent to the South through secret subs, from Japan, and through underground tunnels.

1980s – Park is assassinated and replaced by more military coups, each one a bit more democratic than the last. There are also many assassination attempts of South Korean presidents, a terrorist bombing that was authorized by Kim Jung il in egypt. That’s right, there’s overwhleming evidence that Kim Jong Il authorized terrorist-style bombings from N. Korean assassins. How do we know? The woman was caught, and pretended to be a Japanese tourist.

The story goes, upon seeing Seoul (the South’s capital) the female terrorist from the North burst into tears and admitted everything about what she had done. The North had taught her since childhood that South Korea was nothing but huts and starving families that “had to be liberated from the evils of capitalism”. The South let her go as she had obviously been brainwashed. She then recieved hundreds of marriage proposals…

1990s – South Korea emerges as a modern-industrial country with an enduring infrastructure and a still-booming economy. North Korea is going through a recession that will eventually turn into a depression worse than any the western world has known since WWII. This is due to the self-evidenced failure of communism.

Russia, East Germany and China all fail in the unrealistic, intellectual masturbation that we call communism, but North Korea refuses to change though it’s struggles are on par with the others. This is because the apotheosis that is required to make any sane country convert to communism (Stalin, Mao) is strongest in North Korea (a doctor friend of mine who works with the UN once performed operations in the North. He was never thanked, but immediately the North Korean he had cured would begin bowing to a picture of Kim il Sung for thanks.)

But I digress. The point is that the South had been doing an awful lot better than the North, but my visit to the DMZ verified the amount of BS passing through from one side to the other. First, there were very few trees on the North Korean side, in fact if you look at it from China they are stripped bare because people eat the bark. There are no running rails or cars, the farmers only pretend to be farming but nothing is ever grown.

They’re like children in denial – when the South puts up a flag, the North’s MUST be higher up. Of course as we would to a dog, the South sees it as trivial and lets the North have their way because THEY HAVE NOHING ELSE.

Back to history. In 1997 the South went through a recession it has full recovered from thanks to the U.S. (It gave more money to the IMF fund than South Korea had in it’s entire treasury) and other western countries. In other words, because of the friends and ideology that South Korea had accepted in the 1940s, they were able to quicky recover from a recession while North Korea hasn’t seen an economic increase except on the occasions that the South gives them money.

2000 – that brings me to the Sunshine Policy of “DJ” (Kim Dae Jung). If you don’t know him he’s a good guy to learn about, perhaps my favorite South Korean politician (also he’s got a nobel peace prize…giddy!). Anyways he offers the first presidential meeting with Kim Jong Il and creates the Sunshine policy with the North (This stems from an old story that wind cannot make a man take off an ugly jacket, only giving him more sunshine can…). In other words the South will continue to give money over and over and over until the North decides to stop being such isolationists and let the seperated families reunite.

The point is that this was nearly 8 years ago when it seemed the two countries would unify. Kim Jong il has no running economy, and many sources claim he doesn’t give a shit at all about his starving people (from North Korean refugees). All the money and food that’s given to the North goes straight to their army. It made all the sense in the world that 8 years ago the North would be forced into tearing down it’s communist walls to the world as did East Germany. But eight years is a long freaking time to be in denial about something, and the South Korean youth no long show any interest in reunifying. Instead they’re pissed off at the shabby use of aid and the desperate attempts of the North to become relevent to the world by threatening it with nukes. In the next election, they’re going to vote for someone anti-North.

So here’s the case today. The South has created railways into the North, they have given a ton of aid, they have even started incentive programs offering thousands of tons of rice to be dropped into the north despite their nuclear ambitions. It seems to me the South has done nothing but bend over and play ball and in the past 8 years nothing has come of it but more nuclear threats. Hell, the North even tried to get more money by claiming that the “secret tunnels” that they built in the 1970s to attack the South should “route all the money gained from tourism to the North” because they built those tunnels.

Grrrr! Why keep bending over for those brainwashed idiots! America rightly “disagrees” with all the current decisions about the North, obviously, because if it was the U.S. controlling the situation, we’d probably rush in and take the country within weeks, and (I know it sounds trite, and many of you will cynically say “The world doesn’t need another hero!”) we would send food to the people who need it, and perhaps tear down the last wall left in the post-cold war world of globalization.

Anyways, there.

March 27, 2008. Tags: , , . Travel Blogs.

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